Born to be a Star: Floating in a Galaxy of Hot Air
A. Handlebar Publications / Aschenbrenner, Mary Ellen / Cain, Lonny
Born to be a Star: Floating in a Galaxy of Hot Air author Mary Ellen Aschenbrenner is known as Joliet's Erma Bombeck and "Lettuce Lady." An orphan of sorts, she is always "up to something" and dances her way through life. She's been on the radio and performed on television. She out-smarts crabby nuns, rigs elections, eradicates that place Catholics call purgatory and flips her wig on a Ferris Wheel. At least one of her children seem to have in...