The Conspiracy
Armstrong, Guy / McBalmybong, Gwumpy / Arrassmentstrong, Grabyabum
The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Jo...