There was no way in the world I was going to start running away from a male chicken and so, as opposed to fleeing for my life while screaming "Hildegard, I'm being got at by a massive cock!", I used to stand there with a broomstick in my hands warding him off shouting, "I saved your life, you ungrateful feather duster." ''One thing that isn't often said about female gorillas is that they are exceedingly sexual and if you ever sit next to some,...
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