The Mambo Wizard
Lahaderne, Giordano J. Meet Jeremy Fletcher, boy wizard and orphan extraordinaire.
After years of study, Jeremy finds himself expelled from Pigpimples Academie of Magick. He only ever mastered the single spell of transforming everyday objects into breakfast food items (a novice trick at best, and one not found in any of the Headmage's textbooks).
But perhaps Jeremy's luck is due for a change.
Moe and Zippo crash-land their starship on his family's property. Th...