The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair
Ocram, Marco With a jangle of keys, a door opened. Herbert clanked in, his arms locked to his sides, his ankles shackled, his face a Hannibal Lecter mask. He was overjoyed to see me.
"Marco, I'm jailed day and night with murderous thugs who can't tell Schiller from Shakespeare. I'm desperate for intellectual stimulus-but you'll do for now."
TV personality Marco Ocram is the world's only self-penned character, writing his life in real time as you read i...