How to Become a Knight (in Ten Easy Lessons)
Tarpley, Todd / Harney, Jenn
Knight needed. Apply at castle. In just one week, the king intends to choose a new knight - and Sir Simpleton intends to make sure that young Sam has mastered all the skills he needs to know, from riding a big horse to rescuing a princess. Unfortunately, Sir Simpleton may not be the very best trainer: he dons a chicken suit instead of armour, fights a bored cow instead of a fiery dragon and seeks wisdom from a bearded goat instead of a wizard....