After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you'd think they'd be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren't so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I'm naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcas...
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