What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever . You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischevious cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.