Celebrities is a paperback updating the 1, 200-page Who's Who in Hell (2000). The premise is that "Hell" is a theological invention, that is does not physically exist. If it did, theists would put into Hell all who are listed, e.g., Woody Allen, Marlon Brando, George Clooney, Marlene Dietrich, Jodie Foster, Katharine Hepburn, Christopher Reeve. As Mark Twain observed, "Heaven for climate, Hell for company.