Meet Neill Rhymer. Writer. Bookseller. Romantic. Or, maybe, Pervert, it could be tough to know the difference, those days. Follow Neill, his conquests, his loves and his losses, his catches and fumbles, as he plies his own orbit through literature and love in Cock-a-Hoop, a semi-autobiographical would-be coming of age story for anyone who's ever attempted a life of mind.