What extremes would you endure to stem the ravages of Father Time? Seven friends pushing forty have crack'd under the spell of mortality's bitter sting. Vanity's superficial web drives each to farcical and sometimes supernatural means to curtail gravity's cruel onslaught. Aging millennials, armed with more herbal remedies, anti-aging creams and plastic surgery alternatives than any generation in history search desperately to cure their sagging breasts, limp libidos, balding crowns and beer bellies with hilarious and sometimes tragic results. Will their obsession with the fountain of youth overflow into the waters of a deeper surrogate within or will the shallow tides of society's addiction to outer beauty drown them in their vanities?