It is a truth universally acknowledged that, with rare exception, girls are fatally drawn to jerks! Penny has a great boyfriend, the anti-Pyrite revolution continues to grow, everything seems like it's going great...or is it? With Hannah working some backstabbing magic behind the scenes, Orion going from affectionate to clingy a little too quickly for comfort, and school and costume work piling up, Penny may be a little more over her head than head over heels! All of which gets exceedingly more complicated when she finds herself attracted to Pyrite-supreme Blake!