FA LA LA LA… FROSTBITE!We know, we know. There are a million Christmas stories out there. This is one of them... but it isn't anything you've read before. Join Frostbite the Snowman as he rips and shreds his way across your favorite holiday. Remember, on Christmas, we really get what we deserve! From the deranged mind of David C. Hayes and the putrid brain of Sean Seal comes Frostbite the Snowman. It isn't all that bad, though. Who would wage a war on Christmas if THAT guy was coming at you? See. Silver linings.NOT FOR CHILDREN YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT!