My ex won't be the only one who calls his father Daddy.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold and I guess that's apt, because I am freezing. I'm standing on the front steps of my cheating bastard of an ex-boyfriend's childhood home and I'm here for one reason.

I'm here to seduce my ex's father. Lance says that his dad only bangs twinks who are way younger than him. And I can't think of a better FU response to what Lance did to me than to be the latest twink in his dad's bed.