After a Western Gold Mine colapses, two tired old Miners get treated like KINGS for a day by four saloon bar-maids after their hidden gold, then get treated like DOGS the very next day by two card playing females on the stagecoach headed east. The men spit out joke after joke, trying to "top each other" in front of the gals. It's the old wild west in funny humorous ways for both the saloon females, and the lucky, joke cracking, horseshoe hiding, old gold miners.