Bold. Funny. Sensual. Historical. A conversational 'body memoir' in the spirit of The Vagina Monologues. Stories about size, sex, fatherhood, intimacy, vasectomy. The pleasure & pain of living with Johnson.Johnson Chronicles: Truth. My Penis. Tall Tales. explores our personal, political and mythological relationship with 'Johnson' in a conversational, but poetic, style. We've got folklore and trash-talking, The Dozens and sober critique.