A lot of people had warned me about college."It's a whole new period of your life, " I've been told. "You're gonna have to learn to be an adult. Learn how to cook for yourself, go grocery shopping, meet whole new people." Unfortunately, no one has warned me against old gods rummaging through my garbage.Though, to be fair, Darius is hardly responsible for- well. All this."A story about a young man meeting a god, and how it turns out to not be the weirdest thing he'll run into this month.