A SPERMS LAMENT

"I wish I were a Sperm again, Oh what a happy time,
With millions of brothers my life was so sublime,
We had races round the testes, which were serious but fun,
and always with the greatest ease, I was the one that won...

SQUIGGY WOO

"A lovely little baby, all pink and Squiggy Woo,
Cuddly little bundle in the pram,
I wonder what you're thinjing, as you stare at me unblinking
With your chubby little chops of pinky spam...

HEAVEN ON EARTH

"You're born, you live, you die,
Alas, there are no Angels in the Sky, ...

LOST AND FOUND

"While musing on a long walk home,
A lady's shoe I chanced to see,
A high heeled shiny strappy thing,
That lay forlorn ans beckoned me...

THE FLYING BOMB





THE MAN AT THE SHINY BLACK DOOR

"Promises, promises, promises
Said the man at the shiny black door,
Just hear what I give,
For soon you will live,
In a style as never before,