William and I were in his house. He asked, "can we talk about the elephant in the room?". I replied "what elephant?". William replied "oh I don't know, the weather, what story would be cool to enter or maybe the most powerful artifact in fiction under your shirt". I remarked "William!" in a desperate ploy to hide my secret. William replied "I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about the ring of everything Temperace gave you. Remember our first year. Our now past teacher Missy combined all of Abagail Shakespeare's forbidden books to create a ring of everything. A ring that allows its user to utilise any and every power in all of fiction past or present". I remarked "oh, that elephant. Yeah, I've had that since we left Cloud 9". William replied "I don't blame you for keeping it a secret. But if knowledge got out that you have it, it could make us a target". "We are already a target" I said forcefully. William answered "now that that is out of the way, I kind of have a secret as well". I eyed him. "what" I said. "you see, in our second year, me and Ashly Callworth thought we could stop the forbidden books from being discovered. So… we went back in time to the tunnels under Fremantle prison". "where are you going with this William?". William continued "we entered the tunnel and I had an idea where that would be. You see, in Freo prison there is a place boarded over with rocks. Most people thought there were bodies in there. You see there are no convicts that have been reported to have died In those tunnels. Hogwash and poppy cock if you ask me. Anyway, Ashly breaks away the rocks and sure enough… the mother load of forbidden books. They knew we were trying to destroy them". I asked "was there a ring of everything in there too?". "Not per say" William explained "we fended them off for about 10 minutes before a tour group came by. And back then, the most powerful spell I had was my Greek fire casting. But I forgot that Missy Sword, our old teacher stole my Greek fire casting to make the Ring of Everything…". I facepalmed myself. I yelled "William, it is impossible to create a ring of everything by accident". William responded "I thought so too… and that's not the worst of it". I face palmed myself again. "what?". William replied "the Greek fire casting burnt many of the books, I at least thought that the forbidden books wouldn't be discovered. The tour guide came up to the place. Ash used a invisibility casting. I could barely see out of it. The man responded "I can't believe this… this chamber had never been here before". I grabbed the ring and took it away. A girl replied "are these books on the floor?". A old man remarked "I think they are… look on the cover, live by a witch die by a witch Abagail Shakespeare". A fancy woman replied "William Shakespeare only had two daughters. Judith and Sussanna…". The old man replied "are you saying Shakespeare had a secret child named Abagail". The guide replied "more likely a descendent or cousin". They looked at the books. I was mouthing "no, no, no, no" over and over again. The first woman to speak replied "I am the owner of a publishing house. I could publish these books if Fremantle prison would allow it".