This is the story of a brave fellow, who gives up his life for his friends. It is inspired by my GCSE English teacher back in 1991-1992, whose name you will see in the inside cover. He challenged us all to read The Walrus Tale and then write a creative nonsense piece of writing. All week, I could not think of what to write, until I saw something crawl up and over my desk, forty minutes before my class and in that time, I wrote by hand, a 600 word story about Kinetics, the art of lifting heavy weights. This is in part, the same story, just extended to its logical extreme. So thank you, to my teacher, for the inspiration and thank you to little Ferdy, as I like to call him.