The perfect gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, baby showers, and overall humor lovers! Do you feel like you're simply too good at being a parent? It's pretty exhausting being perfect all the time, isn't it? Well, just read this book, and it will bring you down to the level of lesser parents in no time! This book provides awful advice in abundance! Whether you're a parent, plan to be a parent, or simply enjoy pointing at parents and laughing, this satirical look at parenthood is sure to have you chuckling as you turn each page. Topics covered include:

* the joys of spanking
* how to delegate changing dirty diapers to unsuspecting dupes
* giving your kid an impossible-to-spell name
* indoctrinating your child into adopting your religious and political beliefs
* advanced helicopter parenting techniques
* and more terrible tips!

Our lawyers tell us we should emphasize that this book is humor: it is all jokes, comedy, and satire. The advice should not be taken literally! But it will certainly provide some good giggles, chuckles, and chortles about the harrowing task of raising children in the 21st century.