Excerpt from The Chronicle of Kan-UK the Kute: Being a Copy of a Scroll Inscribed by Him, What Time He Did Travel in His Caravan Throughout the Land of Kan-a-Da and of Am-Er-Eka in the Days of the Great War, and Now Given to the World by Its FinderIf it be that my words find favour in your sight, pledge me, I pray ye, in that which warmeth the inner man, or failing that, in the brew of the herb of the field, even Tea.And having done this thing, get ye up, every one of ye, and swat for me one Hun.About the PublisherForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.comThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully, any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.