This is the story of Aiden the Third Grader, who almost got eaten by the Staplegator. How much of this tale is true, well I guess that's entirely up to you. But I can tell you this, you'll learn a thing or two and when the Staplegator strikes again, it just might save you. The Staplegator is the whimsical story of Aiden, an unfortunate third grader who is attacked by a monster while working on a school project and how he survived, as told by a fellow student who witnessed the event. Perhaps it is just the magnificent embellishment of an overactive imagination, or maybe, just maybe, there's something a little closer to the truth hidden among the rhythmic prose.